IN THE DARK NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU LAUGH! Discover the stories and secrets of the inhabitants of this All-American small town. Times Scare Logo Leave it to Times Scare, New York City's only year-round haunted house attraction, to play host to GOON RIVER! Completely improvised and performed in total darkness, Goon River is a hilarious journey into the imagination. Listen as several improvised stories are cleverly woven together to create a tale of wonder and woe that you'll hardly believe is being made up on the spot, and all around you! Don't miss this one of a kind improv theatre happening! Only six performances! Inspired by the classic Spoon River Anthologies, acclaimed comedy group Face Off Unlimited has created a brand new theatre experience, where audience members are literally surrounded by the story. When the lights go out, the stories become personal to each theatre goer's imagination. The listener is immersed in a world created by Face Off's master improv storytellers that is unique to each performance.